Faith brought Caleb to the doctor’s for his medical examination. At one month old, he weighs 4.6kg. He was 2.75kg at birth. That’s a 70% increase. Scary.
A few moments ago, he deposited a significant amount of that weight into his diaper. Where Anne craps like a World War 2 sniper, Caleb simply lays down the law. I’m sure he changed the total amount of matter in the universe with that last poop.
Oh, the other difference between boys and girls: pee is now omni-directional. Every diaper change is a potential hosing down of the changing surface, your clothes and the car in the garage.
That’s the washing and rinsing we’ve had to do yesterday night. Caleb hit the sheets twice, and Anne didn’t make it to the toilet bowl on time.
Woohoo.
Wow. Ah, the joys of parenthood. This is what parents don’t tell you when you decide to have kids.
A friend of mine had the unique experience of having her nephew pee in her mouth while she was changing his diaper. Watch out!
what a war zone.
this.is.war!!!
ooohhh… mean poo machine!! better watch out!
Hahaha! Like your sense of humour!
Have a great weekend, guys!