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Excuses, Excuses, Excuses

Thanks Eddie, for this list.
Caught sleeping at your desk? Say…
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"Actually I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"The coffee machine is broke…."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."
<img src = "images/bullet.gif" alt="orange bullet" hspace = "5" align = "middle">"Amen."
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