Nancy Drews and Hardy Boys Wanted

Remember the <a href="">incident</a> where I found those long pink stick-on fingernails in my car? My sister found a lipstick that isn't hers in the side pocket of the door on the passenger side. We did lend the car out over the summer, but all the people whom we lent to didn't do long nails or lose any lipstick.
Maybe I'm a sleepwalking transvestite. That might be just it.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *