Four Let'r Word

<a href="">Vanderbilt University</a>'s football (American Football, that is) team is prohibited from uttering any "inappropriate language". The coach decided to enforce this rule by making violators roll the length of the field on their backs.
<a href="">ESPN</a> did a short take on this. Many of the players have since substituted in more colourful words. So now, they utter words like "Golly!" and "Horsefeathers!".
In my mind I just imagine steely eyes and perspiration-drenched brow in the deathly silence of the football helmet. He lowers his head. There's a flicker of panic. He mutters,
<center><em>would you like some CRUMPETS!</em></center>
and runs straight into 300 pounds of linebacker.

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