Stick 'Em Up

Taking a shower has become quite the challenge. Keeping the cast on my wrist dry takes up an additional five to eight minutes spent rigging up an awkward contraption made up of rubber bands and a garbage bag. The end result is hilarious: Not only do I look like a garbage man dancing in the rain, the fact that I do this with one arm raised means that I look like a garbage man dancing in the rain standing atop a roofless subway train. When I bend my head sideways to avoid a direct hosing on my arm, I even imagine the sound of loud screeching brakes.
I am thankful for one thing though. Had I broke a foot rather than my wrist, every shower would be an amateur rendition of Michelle Kwan.

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