Alternative Routes

Went grocery shopping at the Asian Market with my sister today. We had already gone to the normal supermarket the night before, but didn't buy any of the vegetables because Friday vegetables were probably old enough to read. But going grocery shopping two days in a row wasn't exactly something one would be enthusiastic about, so that sparked a weird interchange of dialogue in which we discussed, amongst other things, different ways to die.
<center>"We need vegetables, or we'll die of colon cancer."
"Yeah, let's get vegetables and then die of pesticide poisoning."
"Or…we could get organic vegetables and die poverty stricken."</center>

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