All Alone in the Moonlight

This can only come from a photographer turned father.
Faith and I are going to a wedding tomorrow, where I've been asked to help take photographs. As it is a full day affair, Faith will, at some point, have to express her breast milk or there'll be terrible repercussions involving painfully clogged ducts and all.
We also recently purchased a more portable battery-operated pump.
Her: Can I use any of your spare batteries?
Me: You better buy a set of your own batteries. I don't want to have to choose between their memories and your mammaries.

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