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Got Milk?

Faith and I are convinced our baby got swapped with a baby hippopotamus last night. They look and feel the same, but Anne has been feeding every half-hour for the past six hours. That's a <strong>lot</strong> of milk.
I know breast milk is easy to digest and all, but at the rate she's going, I'm half tempted to mix the milk with little pebbles and pieces of tree bark. I'm afraid at the prospect of seeing our refrigerated cache of milk decimated and Faith reduced to a dried raisiny husk in order to satiate this bottomless pit of a baby. I swear she's developing a fourth chin as we speak.

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